So-Bad-It's-Good (or is it!) of the Month!

Leprechaun In The Hood

Every once in a while, a film comes around that is so horribly unwatchable that you simply can not look away. This month, I forced myself to sit through Leprechaun In The Hood and, to my own surprise, I actually enjoyed how bad it was.

The film starts off with Ice T and some other stereotypical 70’s black man (the racial stereotypes in this movie would make Spike Lee physically ill). For some reason the two of them are in the sewers and stumble upon a completely out of place leprechaun statue so, as racist stereotypes, they try to steal from it. It comes alive and kills one of them using an afro pick as a murder weapon (badass!). Ice T then pulls a baseball bat out of his afro (because afros are like backpacks, right?) and defeats the leprechaun with light or something. So, of course, instead of leaving the clearly evil and dangerous thing down in the sewers, he keeps it for years in his home. Years later, a group of modern day racial stereotypes are trying to start a rap group but, quite frankly, they suck. They break into Ice T’s house and let the Leprechaun free, unleashing a reign of terror.

While watching the film, I kept a notebook handy and wrote down any thoughts that popped into my head while watching, and here’s what I wrote for this film.

• Why is he wearing a Brooklyn t-shirt if this movie is supposed to be in L.A.?
• Well that was the easiest home invasion in history.
• So long to that “positive message” from two seconds ago.
• See leprechaun, immediately empty entire clip of every gun on it
• Ice T has no emotions other than anger
• Ice T just shared a joint with the evil leprechaun….
• “A friend with weed is a friend indeed” Stoners are going to love that quote
• Why is no one more concerned with the existence of an evil leprechaun?
• A cross dresser? How is that even necessary to the story?
• What the hell kind of church is this?
• “All kidding aside, it’s time to die” That did not rhyme….
• They do realize that they’ll still go to jail if they kill Ice T, right?
• Rapist priest, and this time it isn’t little boys!
• That guy is too white for this movie
• “The crowd were impressed”
• OH MY GOD HE SHOT HIMSELF
• Wait, what?
• So now he’s a pimp-leprechaun?
• I wonder how much they had to pay these girls to be half naked for this terrible movie
• Leprechauns for Dummies
• FOUR LEAF CLOVER WEED!?
• More cross dressing…did Ed Wood direct this?
• He looks like Janet Jackson
• He’s clearly not going to be okay
• That’s a crotch shot I didn’t need to see
• “you know da lep’ is the real OG”
• Wait…what?
• HE’S RAPPING, WHY IS HE RAPPING

And there you have it folks, Leprechaun In The Hood is a cross-dressing racist rap-musical rape-fest. Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did!